How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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