walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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