But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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