I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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