Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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