did you get engaged???
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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