Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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