Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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