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I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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