I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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