You surviving the open bar?
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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