Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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