either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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