Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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