I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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