thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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