one two three fourrrrnication!
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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