Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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