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Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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