So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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