You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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