dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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