"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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