I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
i've created a new STD.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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