Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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