You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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