So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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