We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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