don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
