Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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