Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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