sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
