no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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