NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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