I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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