Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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