how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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