Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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