omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I love having hate sex.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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