also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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