We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
No subtext here. People are naked.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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