I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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