Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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