you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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