i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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