Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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