OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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