I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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