he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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