covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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